this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*
"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."
by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009
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Generally used to describe any form of using braids or similar appendages to bind an entity's will to your own. Once bonded, that entity's thoughts will mirror your own, and you will have complete control of the other entity.

This phrase was first coined in relation to James Cameron's movie "Avatar", when the Na'vi insert their "braids" into Banshees (Ikran) to allow control of the creatures in battle.
Na'vi 1: "Dude, it looked like you had some trouble subduing that Banshee."
Na'vi 2: "Yeah, but I braid-raped it in the end."
by Jake Syris December 25, 2009
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A type of braid that is commonly worn amongst young female African American children of elementary school age.

Characteristics of the braid include being fuller in size than a standard braid, decreasing in size from top to bottom, and overall resembling a lumpy piece of dookie, hence the name.
I was flipping through my old elementary school yearbook, and I saw Jasmine's picture. She used to have dookie braids!
by FerrariCarr July 27, 2010
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When you lack the skills to ride sections of a particular trail, so you go around technical features and obstacles, creating easier paths that go to the same place.
Stop making trail braids, you amateur. Improve your skill, not the trail.
by bikerag August 25, 2006
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Indigenous youth in səl̓ilw̓ətaʔɬ, sḵwx̱wú7mesh, and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm territories defending the land and the people from capitalist colonial violence.
STOP TMX
FUCK THE CROWN
FUCK KKKANADA
Braided warriors are inspiring Indigenous youth across turtle island.
by Fuckouttaherecolonizer May 23, 2021
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When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade
Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded
by Jackychan9999 March 25, 2017
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