Boston

the greatest city..pretty much ever. we dont pronounce our "R's" ...if you make fun of us for it..we'll probably just tell you you're "fuckin retahded" Dont walk around wearing Yankees gear, you will get beat up..if not...many people will look at you funny. We have the best sports teams in the USA, the Red Sox, Celts, Pats, and Bruins. and to go along with them....you have us...the crazy die-hard fans. You have to be an intense driver, or you wont get anywhere in time & people will just honk at you. We call it a "BUBBLAH" not a water fountain, and "JIMMIES" not sprinkles. We walk and talk twice as fast than everyone else. OUR FAVORITE ADJECTIVE IS WICKED. AND WE USE IT IN ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE. 60 degree ocean water is warm. Pop means "dad" NOT soda. its not a trash can, its a barrel. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it! Always look both ways when running a red light. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions.If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names. We know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster.Paranoiasets in when we can't see a Dunkin Donuts,
ATM or CVS. We all have pulled out of a side street and used our car
to block oncoming traffic so we can make a left. We go 55 in a 35 MPH zone.

Boston is WICKED awesome. and if you dont think so...you're fuckin retahded!

by nicole! :) July 15, 2008

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A popular nomenclature, first coined by the people of Massachusetts to describe a colossal labyrinth of seemingly unnavigable streets and causeways.

Boston, Massachusetts

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A rock band, founded by guitarist and engineer, Tom Scholz, that created some of the essentials of rock n' roll during the 70's, 80's, and 90's. Their hits include: More than a Feeling, Peace of mind, Long Time, Rock N' Roll Band, Amanda, Don't look back, and many more.
List of all the members of Boston:#

Current members:
Tom Scholz
Gary Pihl
Kimberley Dahme
Jeff Neal

# 2 Former Members

Barry Goudreau
Sib Hashian
Fran Sheehan
Jim Masdea
Fran Cosmo
Anthony Cosmo
David Sikes
Doug Huffman
Curly Smith
Anthony Citrinite
Bradley Delp (Deceased)

Boston's combination of hard rock and melodic guitar playing made their debut album an instant hit.

by Gkoziol December 28, 2007

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A city in Massachusetts, where in the city, everyone's drunk & Irish, and in the 'burbs, everyones rich and Jewish. No one in Boston calls it Beantown, no one knows where Cheers is or has been to Cheers, no one has gone on a duck tour and would really like to shoot the duck tour company down, and no one has eber ridden on the swan boats. There are nice parts of Boston and bad parts. We have some great colleges, but the weather sucks. Not everyone here has a Boston accent, but in some mood, we do. For example, when I'm annoyed, my Boston accent always comes out. Boston is also home to us pathetic Red Sox fans. WOO HOO! We've all seen the movie Fever Pitch many times, but still have no idea what the plot is, or who is in it, we just remember the Red Sox parts.

Boston is an awesome city to visit.

by BOS style round here May 14, 2006

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Best city in the world. Home to the the Red Soxs, Samuel Adams (best beer ever), the Bruins, the Patriots (yes they are the New England Patriots, but their stadium is in Massachusetts, so it's basically in Boston), and, of course, the Irish. Everyone in Boston knows how to hold their beer, and if you don't, you better start learning. We have clubs and bars(Established Before You Were Born)everywhere. We have live music every night of the week and a bunch of concerts every month. Also home to the Dropkick Murphys and Bang Camaro(there are probably some other bands I forgot). We have some awesome colleges(Ivy League). There's also the infamous Boston Accent, which out-of-towners think is funny. We're also bad drivers, but wouldn't you rather live with bad drivers than people who can't drive *ahem*NewHampshire*cough*. We have notorius weather, but I like it. Dont forget Quincy Market.

Ya want an example of a Bahston accent, go watch the 'The Depahted' ya tahd(Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon are from Boston).

by Erik the Redd January 16, 2008

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