An awesome, kick-ass band consisting of 4 British guys by the names of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

What makes these guys so awesome is that they made some of, if not, the most influential and iconic music in history such as Hey Jude, I Want To Hold Your Hand, etc etc.

What disappoints me is...their popularity. They're so popular that people go around saying they're Beatles fans, when they only know 2-5 fucking songs by them. C'mon people, actually listen to them before making yourself look like retards and saying you're a fan of the Beatles to an ACTUAL Beatles fan, then getting punched in the face for saying that.

To identify a Beatles "fan", they'd only listen to the Beatles most popular music rather than their lesser known songs, which to me is better than their more popular songs. An actual Beatles fan would know 30-50 songs by the Beatles and would know almost a shitload of songs by them, even their lesser known songs. Also, the "fan" would have Beatles merchandise, which to me, is a way of saying that you're a poser Beatles fan, because you WANT and HAVE to let people know you're a Beatles "fan". However, with the actual Beatles fan, all people need to know that the actual fan likes the Beatles is the 30-50 songs they have on their iPod.

So basically what I'm saying is, I hate poser Beatles fans. And to those who only have 2-5 Beatles songs on your iPod, you're not a Beatles fan, you just know their music.
Beatles "fan": Do you like the Beatles?

ACTUAL Beatles fan: Oh my God, of course! What songs do you like by them?

Beatles "Fan": *shows iPod containing only 2-5 songs by them*

Actual Beatles fan: No. *walks away*
by The Bass Mastaaa March 14, 2010
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A band from Liverpool,England in the 1960s and John Lennon Name the band (The Beatles) and they have so many good songs that I like and people today really don't like them but they are good!I can't wonder why they are not like because they are old but they are good! John Lennon got shot in 1980 by a dude that was crazy in new york (i think).
Hey Jude,I wanna Hold Your Hand,Yellow Submarine,Revolution is my fav songs and I think their best songs at all of the Beatles songs

R.I.P. John Lennon (1940-1980)
they were the best band in the world!!
Best Rock N' Roll Band ever!!
by hillbill October 27, 2006
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The most influential band ever. They may not have been the best, or the most exciting, but they kicked serious ass and set the standard for music.

Stupid kids denounce them because they are "too soft" and "old" and they may have heard one song (Probably Yellow Submarine, to which they only know the chorus) and they go off and listen to Green Day and that bullshit.

Kids like that should shove an icepick through their eye socket and realize that they're favorite bands didn't invent music, it came from bands like the Beatles.
The Beatles will fuck up Green Day.
by Doc Holliday June 9, 2006
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The best band to ever grace this Earth.

you who haven't heard them, go buy Abbey Road or Magical Mystery Tour. your ears will have many orgasms.
Paul, John, George, and Ringo made up The Beatles!!!
We love you!
by keeeeeeeeli May 8, 2008
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Ass-kicking band from Liverpool in the 60s. Best (or my favorite) songs are Hey Jude, With A Little Help From My Friends, I Am the Walrus, Yellow Submarine, Let It Be, Across the Universe, Come Together, Get Back, Yesterday, and their cover of Twist n Shout!

Members are Paul McCartney (who is the sexiest man alive at the moment), John Lennon (who is just pure awesomeness), George Harrison <3, and Ringo Starr <3.

The Beatles-haters include:
-idiots who haven't even listened to a Beatles song in their life but don't like them because they're 'old'.
-metal heads who don't like them because you can actually understand what they're saying
-'gangstas' who don't like them because they don't talk about fucking a bunch of hoes
-emos who don't like them because...well, what DO emos like?

So yeah, in conclusion, the Beatles rock very hard and Beatles-haters fail very hard.
I wore a shirt that says "The Beatles" and has cartoons of all the members on it to school today, and at least five girls gave me strange looks, probably because I drew hearts around Paul's face.
by in love with macca March 12, 2010
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A death sentence to any idiots who have the retartedness to walk up to people and go "lolz the beatles suckzz tards lolz"
Warning; Killing idiots like that is legal in around...49 states, cause theres nothing in Idaho but potatoes and North and South Dakota FINALLY settled their differnces and became one state. (Total population of the Dakota? Four.)
Biker One: I like the earlyBeatles songs better.
Biker two; No, I don't think so man.
Noob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLZ U BOTH SUKKK MY TITS LOLZ
I HATE THE BEATLES LOL UR HIPPIES
Biker One: My turn Larry.
*Puts boot through head*
by manicalhippieboy February 13, 2008
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Another name for four of the greatest musical geniuses ever.
The Beatles are awesome!
by Badfinger_Boogie January 13, 2007
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