Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.
Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
by Rodman Edward Serling August 14, 2011
by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010
A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012