A Barrett is when a man coats his scrotum in a sweet syrupy substance, most likely jam or honey, and after this application, journeys to the outdoors, where he lets small animals, like cats, mice, dogs, and sometimes racoons scrape and nibble on his scrotum.

PETA are keen in the art of Barrett Slapping, and say "it is the closest you can ever getting to nautre, without raping it"
After an experimental barrett, I found my scrotum was extremely sore to the touch, and had to get a Rabies injection!

"Oh moiy gosh maan, I'd so defo barrett myself"
by Caffo October 22, 2009
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A funny, nice, kind, artistic guy that's probably in Madison Middle.
"Have you seen Barrett? I hope he's drawn something cool today!"
by madison middle girl March 5, 2019
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Not as bad as will rogers, but full of ugly white boys who think they’re cooler than you and pick me’s. Barrett is probably the school you would go to for your friends
“what school do you go to
barrett
“oh. you must be one of the kids who only want pussy”
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A freakin huge boob. Often pierced and decorated with bling.
Nice barretts!
by Iknowalldeanswers May 17, 2009
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a name given to a child when the parents are really drunk and cant find any other name, and people named Barrett are known to like to wear pink dresses
Barrett parod
by squidman31 October 18, 2010
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An absolute piece of shit person you know the person who has this name is a fucking lazy cunt, he doesn't come to outings and he smells of dog shit and cat piss. You would be lucky to avoid this fucking bitch.
Mary: God, Barrett is soooooo hot.
Susie: *calls 911*
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Barrett is the most exceptional person I have ever met
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