by Big Colonol April 17, 2009
Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020
Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents
by SiLFo February 13, 2018
What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.
by R.Matos April 5, 2006
I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.
by Alex [M] October 5, 2011
a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012
When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010