by lampigs January 1, 2009
A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching. That nigga tall and skinny. He can sing, dance and act. He just started writing music under the name Lil ASH.(shit was a bad idea) He is a generally handsome young man and he asks out girls in person. He only falls for blond white girls and they always end up breaking his heart. He just wants a real relationship and some funyuns.
by msogay October 26, 2019
A primal being with incomprehensible power. Could end the universe with a flick of his wrist should he chose to. The only reason we still exist is because he allows us to
by Oscar Larson December 13, 2020
A kind hearted person that I personally love right now at least but anyway he is cute and a kind and happy and out going and if you have your self a Alanor if you are AlanI just want you or them to know that they or you are special and amazing in every way
by Kylie June 26, 2018
my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music
by ayethatone August 6, 2011
Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.
by Mojotronica July 15, 2004
Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".
"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.
by Kanaris February 2, 2009