JFK to Abe Lincoln

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.

Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.

by JacobTehBaws June 27, 2014

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

angry abe lincoln

A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.

by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006

modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.

check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.

by rezombied November 4, 2005

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

Abe Lincoln

After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.

by ween October 23, 2003

abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth

After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination

by jaymboct September 27, 2009