you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln
by Big R August 29, 2003
Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
by Kauf Orchard September 28, 2007
That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
by the tweaker February 17, 2004
by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010
The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
by Mark Timmothy May 12, 2009
getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln
by blinkfreak February 11, 2005
Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
by CP A620 April 3, 2005