A beautiful girl who doesn't believe she is beautiful. She usually ignores compliments. She makes sexual jokes that only her best friend understand. She's the biggest fan girl alive, usually over bands and magcon boys. She goes for boys you like her for her heart. Abbey is very insecure and gets very emotional...Abbeys usually are thick and curvy, which MEN find sexy. She is very loyal and a great friend. She gives very good advice and makes you feel wanted. If you ever get an Abbey..hold onto her.
by loxlovexox March 29, 2015
Abbey's are short girls with brown hair and eyes. They are always the prettiest in the room but they can never admit it. They are extremely intelligent and witty. Abbey's are hilarious. They are always making sexual jokes that only the dirtiest of people can understand.they have great comebacks and will always win the fight. they always stand up for themselves and the people they love. If an Abbey lets you into her heart, consider yourself very lucky, they don't let people in very easily. They have great taste in music and will watch any movie you play for them. She is obsessed with horror movies and all things scary! Abbey's are the best in bed. Some might say she is a sex bomb. They are bitchy to those who she hates but if she actually likes you, she is the best friend you could ever ask for.
girl 1: OMG i hate you Abbey!!
Abbey: And i give a shit about you?
Boy 1: OMG Abbey is sooo hot!! Shes a sex bomb
boy 2: yeah I wish I could date her!!She would be the best in bed!
Abbey: And i give a shit about you?
Boy 1: OMG Abbey is sooo hot!! Shes a sex bomb
boy 2: yeah I wish I could date her!!She would be the best in bed!
by bunnylover123 October 3, 2014
a stunning small-town girl. She tends to make everyone laugh over the littlest things. She has the perfect eyes. Don't get me started over her smile. It's beautiful. Usually Abbeys are super skinny and tend to be kind of short. Abbeys are the party animals in the group. Abbeys are very loving and give good advice. If I were you, never let an Abbey go.
by Ashley Donovan August 25, 2011
the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.
by skrrt69 November 8, 2019
Abbey's are always hot and beautiful. Not sluts and are hella loyal. For some reason think they're ugly so you sometimes need to remind them of how beautiful they really are. Never do anything to hurt them and make them sad.
by Cruz2004 December 29, 2017
A talented beautiful girl. if you have the chance to be her boyfriend take it. She's always fun to be around. And her laugh is amazingly pretty. Abbey is very funny and quirky, she loves to talk.
by Funny and beautiful facts March 10, 2018
noun: A person with dry humnor that is extermely hilarious and enjoys movies such as Pee Wee's big adventure.
by anonymous=) November 23, 2007