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1.
The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.
She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
by Aaron & Rocky January 25, 2006