That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009

You act like what I said

Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.

Person A: The roads look really bad.

Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!

Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)

Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!

by raychel12345 December 7, 2007

What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

by WaddlerTheDuck June 25, 2020

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

what i said

boom boom boom

현실이 된 what I said

by byungari February 22, 2021

What I said

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.

Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023