the name of a SUPER SWEET GUY!!!! thadias' have amazing eyes and are known to be spectacular kissers. not the most perfect past, but wants a better future. will be magical if he finds the right girl ;)
by Mandalion March 4, 2012
Thadia is a spicy, salty, sweet lil cup of delight. While not food herself, she enjoys scarfing down a dozen Krispy Kremes in one sitting, huge amounts of sashimi, and the occasional piece of gum. (Yes, she swallows 30% of the gum she chews.) Hobbies include warming her ice cold hands, clubbing, speculating on labor laws relating to construction work on weekend mornings, and making demeaning comments toward her car named Ron Burgundy. If you find a Thadia talking on the phone in a supermarket, it’s best to steer clear. She’s got a mean right hook and her 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu makes her a threat on the ground. Thadias are often slim, athletic, and 5 feet tall, allowing them to crawl easily into small spaces — like ventilation systems — to complete dangerous black ops missions on behalf of international spy agencies. Thadias smell vaguely like candy flowers, but fart compulsively when startled.
Lookee there, that Thadia is talking on the phone and we’re in a supermarket — let’s stay away;
Or,
Hey Thadia! Would you like to slay a Copper River salmon and consume it raw with me?
Or,
Hey Thadia! Would you like to slay a Copper River salmon and consume it raw with me?
by EdwardWhatnot November 24, 2021