What a leng guy, he’s funny and tall and kind, one of the sickest guys to ever walk the earth, enlightened like the Buddha and athletic like usain bolt.
Weirdo: Who is the fittest human known to man?

Someone who has knowledge of the world: it’s teyo of course
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A tall gorilla that gives great hugs
Oh my gosh got get me a Teyo hug!
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often found as the cheesy substance on the end of ones bellend
"dude, i peeled back my foreskin and OMG there was alot of teyo"
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someone who is extremely amazing. he is the most attractive guy around. you better hold on to him as long as you can. Teyo is an outstanding person that has everyone drooling over him, if you ever get him keep him as long as you can. never lose a “Teyo”
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