textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 26, 2023

Texture

Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks

That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.

by PegszEggs November 21, 2017

something with a mild scent, feel, hear, thought, taste, sea, rub, caress, sleet

Did u see the texture on that frog?

That guy was walking with so much texture?

I like ze texture.

by Shmackmenbois May 9, 2018

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

when the game tries to use a texture but it doesn't exist so they just use a placeholder
is the last thing you see while dying

MUST HAVE CS:SOURCE OR YOU WILL HAVE MISSING TEXTURES!!!

by garfield fan 121212 September 15, 2021

Make sue you hit me up with some texturization laterz, innit?!

by WO-CREW January 21, 2017