Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.

Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"

by Captain Randolfo June 7, 2010

texturb

1. To disturb someone with texts.

2. Sending texts to someone when they are busy or having downtime such as vacation.

All my boss does is texturb me the entire weekend!

I need to put my phone on do not texturb while I am teaching class.

I didn't send Alisa any texts this weekend because I didn't want to texturb her while she was grieving a loss.

by June 7, 2021

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.

Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.

by ezjoe January 26, 2019