Textsectomy 

Drastic revision of text to remove excessive words.

That essay needs a textsectomy or no one will read it!

Textsectomy by The word creator's colleague August 10, 2009

testectomy 

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

testectomy by GWsux October 23, 2005