Text Tard
Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.
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text tard by lane dittoe December 19, 2008
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Tard-Text
When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
Tard-Text by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011
Text Tards
I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards
Text Tards by Text Tards December 15, 2008
Text tarded
A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
Text tarded by dksuperman March 28, 2016
texttarded
One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016
texttard
Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.
texttard by youtoseemee September 27, 2011
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