Text Tard 

Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.

A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.

Text Tard by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

text tard 

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting

my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.

text tard by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Tard-Text 

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

Tard-Text by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011

Text Tards

Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text

I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards

Text Tards by Text Tards December 15, 2008

Text tarded 

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

Text tarded by dksuperman March 28, 2016

texttarded 

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016

texttard 

Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.

I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.

texttard by youtoseemee September 27, 2011