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A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.
The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 01, 2010
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when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked
by stephen November 08, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 08, 2009
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When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.
by ElRae August 14, 2011
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When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
by toastmaster2 October 23, 2006
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ok ok ok..first of all..that definition is totally false.......lets take a trip shall we? way back..think back to the old days of america...texas toast.......(n)...is when you take a black person......rape him.....and then hang him...and then you bust in his face...that...my friends..is texas toast...thank you for your time.
" Aww man last night i totally texas toasted Jamal. Looks like he wont be in school today!!!"
by Shawn April 05, 2005
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