Texas Chowder 

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

Texas Chowder by LF-ex November 12, 2010

texas brown chowder 

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

texas brown chowder by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

south Texas clam chowder 

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.

Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!

south Texas clam chowder by Suka may korncob April 20, 2023