Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
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Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
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When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
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Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
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