Texagizing

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When you go out with your friends and your girlfriend gets mad. So instead of calling her, you apologize through text messages and argue the whole night.

Friend: Get off your phone bro and come get a drink.
Texagizer: hold on bro let me apologize to my girl real quick
Friend: Dude your just gonna be on your phone the whole night texagizing her, just call her bro.
Texagizer: Nah man ill be done in a minute

Texagizing by SDcharger619 November 5, 2009

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textalizing

the act of seduction through text messages

"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman

textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006

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B:Good one huh? I'm gonna submit that one to urban dictionary.

Textgiving by typogpk November 24, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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