a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!

bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.

te velde by my dick is red November 11, 2019

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tewelde mehari

A really sexy black guy who has a fat willy and is adored by many. Got long hair, long money and most importantly a long dick

Damn tewelde mehari be lookin fine today, lemme lick his balls

tewelde mehari by fatblackmeat November 23, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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