When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.
"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.
- Darwin Awards, page 192
- Darwin Awards, page 192
by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004
What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 14, 2012
The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.
(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
by sdfjklasdfkj August 16, 2008
The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing May 16, 2011
Straight cis person: “if you’re a guy, why does your voice sound so high?”
You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”
Them: “oh okay makes sense.”
You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”
Them: “oh okay makes sense.”
by Yarbahodang September 29, 2021
Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.
by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016
by bearer grylls January 13, 2016