Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.
Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.
by Sean Curry August 3, 2007
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pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
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a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
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being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible
"dude their really playmate tessi fans"
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A selfie with an exposed testicle, where the person has given consent.
My brother took a tessy with a guy on the subway.
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the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
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