A sarcastic sobriquet given to a person who has an accident with electricity; one who claims to know about electricity and knows nothing.
by Jim Poesl February 19, 2007
damn bro, look at that tesla!
by dang boy im thick September 10, 2021
Code word for someone's bitch.
by madmarauder November 4, 2011
a) That big biker totally just teslad his much smaller cell-mate.
b) The young twink rubbed his bung in pain after having been repeatedly teslad by a large group of randy cicus-goers.
c) I'm gonna tesla that jerk as soon as he finishes his drink.
b) The young twink rubbed his bung in pain after having been repeatedly teslad by a large group of randy cicus-goers.
c) I'm gonna tesla that jerk as soon as he finishes his drink.
by Reg Gournd DeFlodge March 27, 2007
A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020
In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 10, 2011
A "rusty Tesla" involves defecating on your partner during intercourse and sticking their finger in an empty light socket.
by John Beaversnatcher November 21, 2019