The cheapest form of life on earth. This usually occurs when a person becomes extremely excited when airfare drops by one dollar. Another is that this form of life must always be right and has power to make something that is wrong to be right. They believe that everyone and everything is against them. Also, this person may also seem to contradict themselves by saying they need something and don't have money for it while buying something they want that is more expensive.
Don't be such a tesla, this flight is a dollar more and gets you there twelve hours earlier.
Tesla, didn't you say you need a new laptop? Why did you buy a PS3?
Tesla, didn't you say you need a new laptop? Why did you buy a PS3?
by Juliet November December 9, 2011
A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."
Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023
An electric top of the line car that anybody would want. made by our Lord and Savior Elon Musk. So you know you can trust it. Also, the cars model names spell s3xy.
Person 1: did you hear about the new Tesla?
Person 2: yeah the model Y sound dope!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish I had the money and patience.
Person 2: yeah the model Y sound dope!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish I had the money and patience.
by S0me idiot March 17, 2019
by PhoneticPronunciation April 10, 2018
Amazing and loves to party if you're at a party you better hope tesla is gonna be there she is crazy but also chill she's so beautiful and funny
by Helloitspoppy January 24, 2017
A rock band that started during the 80's that included:
Jeff Keith (vocals)
Frank Hannon (Lead/acoustic guitars)
Tommy Skeoch (electric/acoustic guitars)
Brian Wheat (Bass)
Troy Luccketta (Drums)
Most known for the remake of the Five Man Electrical Band's "signs" and their power ballad "Love Song".
one of their albums, Five Man Acoustical Jam, directly influenced the MTV series Unplugged. They started out as City Kidd, but changed their name to Tesla after an American inventor, who also inspired some of there songs.
in 2004 they released their first new CD in years: Into the Now.
Jeff Keith (vocals)
Frank Hannon (Lead/acoustic guitars)
Tommy Skeoch (electric/acoustic guitars)
Brian Wheat (Bass)
Troy Luccketta (Drums)
Most known for the remake of the Five Man Electrical Band's "signs" and their power ballad "Love Song".
one of their albums, Five Man Acoustical Jam, directly influenced the MTV series Unplugged. They started out as City Kidd, but changed their name to Tesla after an American inventor, who also inspired some of there songs.
in 2004 they released their first new CD in years: Into the Now.
by Musiqfrk April 24, 2006
Tesla, an angel , beautiful disaster an amazing character who was the best mistake of my life she told my friend "I broke my own heart" I did she was the best girl friend I've ever had I'm in love with this girl and always will be
by dani nicole November 10, 2010