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A cunt, but a real superhumanly massive vagina. The sort of person that would that would sleep with your gran, then make you smell his fingers.

(Prounounced best using a proper English accent.)
I say Simon, you are a terrible cunt.

OR....

Simon Cowell
by Marc885 August 05, 2008

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