Terribating 

A terrible masterbation experience in which one is walked in on, the porn freezes, or one experiences the inability to get off.

How's beating it?
It's terrible
Well quit terribating and get your ass out here.

Terribating by Brian and DJ February 28, 2010

Terrimazing 

Something that is simultaneously terrible and amazing.

That "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" video is terrimazing; as much as I wanted to, I just couldn't look away.

Terrimazing by Spasysheep November 11, 2011

Twerkibating 

To twerk upside down on a wall while masturbating.

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Twerkibating by TheTwerkibator January 9, 2015

Terminating-Flight

Airline Industry lingo for the last in bound flight of the day at a airport!

Jeff had to stay late order to work the in comming Terminating-Flight!

Terminating-Flight by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

smash-terbating 

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

smash-terbating by killfacejj July 3, 2011

Terminating 

Terminating: The act of violently having a wank which creates the kind of noise you would hear if The Terminator masturbated

Person: Oi mate do you wanna come and throw rocks at cars with us?
Other person: Nah sorry mate I'm Terminating
Person: Dirty bugger

Terminating by Angry bloke 123 May 8, 2020

Textibating 

Play on words (Text and debate). Debating online through text messages.

You know me, being a little keyboard warrior, textibating people on anime.

Textibating by Dracon Master August 12, 2021