Tentjob
Tentjob by ragestryke October 16, 2009
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textjob
The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.
Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!
Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!
Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!
textjob by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017
Tent Job
The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Tent Job
When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
Tent Job by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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