by erin May 5, 2004
When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
by Domonic December 25, 2008
The specific category of sexual tension experienced when on a trip with colleagues/ coworkers/ fellow students.
This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).
The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).
The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
"Dude what?? When did Jim and Cindy start hanging out?"
"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."
"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"
"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."
"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."
"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"
"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."
by The Ghost of a Casual Observer March 11, 2010
sexual tension but over the world wide web.
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by KtrashyC October 3, 2007
Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.
Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.
Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend
Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.
Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend
by Company2on April 3, 2017
1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2016
Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 8, 2010