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Tennessee Table Tennis 

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
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Tennessee Table Top 

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing
Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.