1.the flying dragon
2.a really swag out guy
3.has a long penis about 17 inches
4.He is the god of awesome and tightness
5.Is very fast as fast as a cheetah even faster
6. is most handsome guy i the world
2.a really swag out guy
3.has a long penis about 17 inches
4.He is the god of awesome and tightness
5.Is very fast as fast as a cheetah even faster
6. is most handsome guy i the world
man im so teng
by n n August 28, 2014
Get the Tengmug. 1. lame
2. disorder linked with lack of punani
3. uncontrollable urge to punch yourself in the gonads because you come to the realization you're so fucking worthless you dont deserve to procreate
4. don't take control of the situation and just start yelling loudly to be heard
5. there are many different forms of the word such as:
Teng (noun)
Tengish (adjective)
Tenged (adjective)
6. you suck that badly that there's no other words to describe the magnitude of suckiness
2. disorder linked with lack of punani
3. uncontrollable urge to punch yourself in the gonads because you come to the realization you're so fucking worthless you dont deserve to procreate
4. don't take control of the situation and just start yelling loudly to be heard
5. there are many different forms of the word such as:
Teng (noun)
Tengish (adjective)
Tenged (adjective)
6. you suck that badly that there's no other words to describe the magnitude of suckiness
You get Tenged up when you lose many consecutive times at the game of 13 and have to deal most of the time.
You got Tenged when you were running around trying to find a condom when 3 of your friends were a phone call away.
Quit being such a Teng, you're so damn lame.
You got Tenged when you were running around trying to find a condom when 3 of your friends were a phone call away.
Quit being such a Teng, you're so damn lame.
by Teng March 6, 2008
Get the Tengmug. by Cyril KA February 19, 2021
Get the Tengmug. Badman 1: You see that football teng pon the TV last night?
Badman 2: Nah man, was watching Eastenders.
Badman 2: Nah man, was watching Eastenders.
by jaytee8 July 3, 2011
Get the Tengmug. We are TENG-TENG FC
by TENG-TENG FC D1_SPALSH July 14, 2021
Get the teng-tengmug. usually used in a phrase to put someone down or to just offend them instead of using swear words. this is an uncommon word but is spreading round north east england a lot more.
by joerobrats August 28, 2008
Get the tengemug. i did all the tengs to olivia last night
by the teng maker May 9, 2011
Get the tengsmug.