Teng 

1.the flying dragon
2.a really swag out guy
3.has a long penis about 17 inches
4.He is the god of awesome and tightness
5.Is very fast as fast as a cheetah even faster
6. is most handsome guy i the world

man im so teng

Teng by n n August 28, 2014

Teng 

1. lame
2. disorder linked with lack of punani
3. uncontrollable urge to punch yourself in the gonads because you come to the realization you're so fucking worthless you dont deserve to procreate
4. don't take control of the situation and just start yelling loudly to be heard
5. there are many different forms of the word such as:
Teng (noun)
Tengish (adjective)
Tenged (adjective)
6. you suck that badly that there's no other words to describe the magnitude of suckiness

You get Tenged up when you lose many consecutive times at the game of 13 and have to deal most of the time.

You got Tenged when you were running around trying to find a condom when 3 of your friends were a phone call away.

Quit being such a Teng, you're so damn lame.

Teng by Teng March 6, 2008

Teng 

A beautiful girl. A lady with extra touch of cuteness and irresistible attractiveness to let go

That girl is a teng.
Hey teng.
Darling you are a Teng.

Teng by Cyril KA February 19, 2021

teng 

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

teng by Matt December 9, 2004

Teng 

Alternative way of saying 'Thing'. Closely related to 'ting'.

Badman 1: You see that football teng pon the TV last night?
Badman 2: Nah man, was watching Eastenders.

Teng by jaytee8 July 3, 2011

Teng 

A chinese last name meaning to suffer and ache
but also means they are very successful

Teng means successful in China but in America it means to suffer in pain

Teng by Rdwnli716 February 16, 2022

Teng 

Very appealing or attractive

Rahh she’s teng

Teng by Pookiee and dat October 5, 2022