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The most unsexy thing known to mankind.
That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.
by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004
Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.
"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"
by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004