The biggest part of this sex act is to be fucking standing up, with the girl up against a window, or, better, a sliding glass door. It involves three people; you, the window girl, and your male friend in the closet. While fucking her, "accidentally" let your dick slip out, while your friend silently pops out of the closet and takes your place. Then, sneak outside and wave to her through the glass.
Last night I pulled a Penn and Teller on my bitch; she was so pissed when she saw it was Tommy fucking her as I waved.
by TopKnot August 10, 2010
its someone begins to tell you an important idea, but then takes it back and doesn't tell you at all.
which makes them a douche.
which makes them a douche.
Rob: did i tell you about that thing that i did last night with Gale??
Lindsay: noo, tell mee!
Rob: uhm. well...
nevermind, just kidding.i cant tell you.
Lindsay: wtf?! yoursuch an indian-teller
Lindsay: noo, tell mee!
Rob: uhm. well...
nevermind, just kidding.i cant tell you.
Lindsay: wtf?! yoursuch an indian-teller
by waka waka dingdong February 9, 2011
The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.
Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.
by MCBronson617 July 26, 2009
It is a variation of the Houdini where unknowing to the girl you are doing doggy style, there is a short mute guy standing in the corner watching. Then when she turns around after you spit on her back and she thinks you have finished cuming, you let her have it on her face while at the same time she realizes the weird guy in the corner is watching the whole thing. This double whammy could only be called the Penn and Teller
While at the Testical Festival, Derek gave the Russian Bride a Penn and Teller. Boy was she surprised to see Clay in the corner while he unleashed on her face.
by assclown69 June 12, 2008
The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008
A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.
kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
by Boyfriendizeree September 20, 2014
A person who from time to time tells exaggerated and false information, or lies constantly for attention and gratification.
Person A: Dude, did you know you can mine bitcoin, like literally mine it from the ground.
Person B: Fucking story teller.
Person B: Fucking story teller.
by LycKonG May 29, 2018