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Pronounciation (Tell-Fur)
Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers

To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.
He Telfered the laptop, so I threw it in the skip with the others.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.
by IT Dude February 12, 2006

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A man who is not blessed with height, size, or smarts, but tries to make up for it my working out and driving a big truck. A real woman of a man.
Thats Telfer. He's gay.
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