Televators 

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

Televators by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

elevators 

the things that go up and down between floors when you are too lazy to take the stairs.

In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the handicapped.

and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!

not an epic birthing spot, however. ew. babies.

WARNING: (semi-colon included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.

Aw mannn I have to go all the way up the stair with my groceries.... No wait! I can just take one of the elevators.

elevators by mrs. fontaine June 4, 2009

elevatorshafted 

when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted

I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office

elevatorshafted by phexxa April 9, 2010

Time to stack the elevators

When someone is in a huge fit of nerd rage, they spew random words that really don't mean anything.

Player #1: Damn Patrick is snappin
Nerd #1: OMFG noons haxxor!!!!
Player#1: Haha he sure is
Nerd#1: OMG BOOT him BOOT Him
Player #1: HAHA

Nerd #1: Don't I need him to stack the elevator?
Player #1 "Time to stack the elevators" /dunkindonuts man

Time to stack the elevators by frostybroc March 8, 2010

elevatorsnotworthy._ 

elevatorsnotworthy._ is a kind person who is obsessed with The Maze Runner, Marvel and Teen Wolf.

Oh, did you see elevatorsnotworthy._'s new edit? It's amazing

elevatorsnotworthy._ by Black-Belova September 7, 2021

Elevators 

Elevators are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of elevators are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of Hanna Montana, they like to go up and down an elevator until they die with spasm.

Guy 1: OMG!! Elevators are mint!!!! :D

Elevators by Itchy-da-Bitchy July 11, 2011

Telepatorted 

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket

Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021