4 definitions by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus

Nicotate

To consume nicotine products

Let’s go outside to nicotate.

by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus June 29, 2020

Televate

The act of watching television.

I went into my den to televate.

by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus June 29, 2020

chum pussy

A menstrating scuba diver

It was the chum pussy that attracted the sharks.

by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus March 18, 2018

Chum Pussy

A menstruating scuba diver who as a result is attracting sharks and other underwater marine life.

It was the menstruating scuba diver ‘s chum pussy that attracted the blood thirsty school of sharks which ate her.

by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus March 18, 2018