when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.
Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.
by ryde June 22, 2009
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The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.
"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."
by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014
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