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telemachus 

the act of throwing abojects , preferably food, across the classroom into other students. can apply to such things being thrown as bottles, rulers, shoes, textbooks, vocab books, pens, devin leashmans lunch, fruit snacks, oreos covered with ink and fingernails, dr scholls insoles, merchant of venice books, hot dogs, ham sandwiches, and especially pop tarts.
wow, did you see that? matts just got whipped in the face with kennys vocab book for the 5th time today.

after matt got plastered with all that yogurt filled telemahcus poptarts from ross' box, he looked like brianna banks after getting blasted by 2 quart north.

fisher had a slice of cheese he was gonna use for telemachus, but he just cooked it on the heater in kully's room instead
telemachus by kunt October 18, 2004

Telemachos 

The son of ancient Hellenes. Is a strong chad. Attracted to girls with brown hair and brown eyes. Has a very high IQ. Cares a lot about his friends.
Telemachos and Odysseus fought the suitors of Penelope.
Telemachos by GeckoOfDark July 21, 2019

TelemachusOrg 

TelemachusOrg is a famous YouTuber that started his career in the late 2018 and early 2019. He makes funny videos (Games: Gmod,Roblox, Minecraft etc.) and wants to make people's moods with his videos!
Hello, my name is TelemachusOrg!

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What's his YouTube name?
TelemachusOrg

telemachustifratnicalligreaxeituoplouquertoumviexenologhigocicalltranic 

the feeling of being annoyed by a giant dwarf living on a white star 264 million miles from you because of his song.
There's that singing again! I'm really serious when I say I'm telemachustifratnicalligreaxeituoplouquertoumviexenologhigocicalltranic!

Tilemachos 

He's is a sexy ethereal bitch who flights you from distance. However he's shy. Don't underestimate him, he is a talented bitch and he also fucks nicely. His secret power, his coconuts. You should put them in your mouth. Period.
Tilemachos:*exists*
Someone: omg, Tilemachos is coming!! I can't keep my pants on.
Tilemachos by It's Themis b*tch November 21, 2021

Tilemachos 

Tilemachos is a Greek name. It describes someone who is gay and was born to a whore. Its tail is very small and almost invisible. He's also stupid and ugly.
Who is gay and lost.

Tilemachos
Tilemachos by Fastman98 November 22, 2021