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Alpaca farmer by day, Swedish mafia member by night.
Person: Who are you?
Tekla: I'm Tekla.
Person: Who's that.
Tekla: Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
by heartbroken_forever July 31, 2015
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