Top Definition
Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.
'Oh my god, did u see that guy, he was a fucking Teilo'
by Wankpots June 22, 2014
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