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Someone with a small weener. A word used to annoy your younger sister about her young boyfriend.
"Jeff always gets Amanda mad by getting on the phone and saying, "Your boyfriend has a teewee."
teewee by Cat November 26, 2004
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TeeWee 0 

A word used to describe one of the best PKers out there.
Drunkin R2h: Wow, I got dropped for my whip and berserker ring the other day by TeeWee 0. Hope he didn't get it on vid.
TeeWee 0 by EHPRIDE June 16, 2009
Originally from 尊い (toutoi), meaning precious, valuable or priceless, it became Japanese internet slang "ていてい (or てぇてぇ)" roughly meaning someone else's actions are wholesome, or precious.

Popularised in the west by subtitled V-Tuber clips, where it was used typically during moments where the V-Tubers were acting affectionate to one another; this hard to translate word was often simply romanised. This resulted in several spellings, the most popular of which seems to be "TeeTee", whith other variant such as: tee-tee, tee tee, tei-tei, TT and te-te.
Check out this clip of OkaKoro being TeeTee.
TeeTee by _whistler June 7, 2021
japanese vtuber slang for "precious" or "wholesome" or something along those lines, there is no proper direct english translation.
that moment between watame and haachama was so teetee
teetee by madokatan March 18, 2020

Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.
When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.
Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017
TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.
"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."
teevee by GAWII September 11, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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