Teenagehood 

1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person
2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an unexpected pregnancy
3. when one's parents begin to hate them
4. the beginning of poverty in one's life
5. when everyone in school starts giving you looks and whispering giddily for other reasons than you just walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe
6. when you find out what thing "down there" really does
7. when you stay home on days you're NOT sick
8. when you realize "i want candy" is not about a sugar craving, and several other songs take on new meanings
9. when you realize there are other things in the world than what your parents tell you
10. the last time in life when the only thing you're worried about is the party on Friday night
11. when experimenting turns to habit to craving to crutch to addiction all in a few weeks
12. when you find out who your real friends are
13. when you truly believe you can change the way other people think
14. when you discover apathy
15. when you actually have the time to spend looking things like this up on urbandictionary.com

Childhood..._______....adulthood.

Teenagehood fits right into the series of human life.

Teenagehood by Josh and Steph February 4, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004