Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!
by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 20, 2010
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