Teefises

A word used to describe one's teeth, in a serious manner, by a generally uneducated person. Usually refereed to in a quantity of 45.

Is also used by well educated cosmetology students, in a not so serious manner, when referring to the teeth, smile, mouth, eating, etc.

I'm freakin starving. I'm gonna eat this in 5 seconds with all 45 of my teefises.

Teefises by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

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Teefies

Teeth

My teefies are hurty!

Teefies by Mandy Moo February 21, 2003

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Related Words

Teefises • Teefies • Teefeses

Teefeses

The triple plural of Teef.

Do your Teefeses hurt too?

Teefeses by Flyers fan March 4, 2010

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Teefies

How some people refer to their cats' teeth.

Cat: (Does that thing where you pet their nose and they lift their head up with their mouth halfway open)
That Stereotypical Cat Lady; You Know the One: "Oh my goodness, wook at those wittle teefies! I would die for dose itty, bitty wittle teefies."

Teefies by CryptidAce November 10, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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