when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.
by Thepubfucks January 19, 2019
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Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.
Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.
by Parkers Class September 27, 2011
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The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)
Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy
by olvrmn November 26, 2022
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Verb.
To pull a teddy is to be partially or fully naked in a semi-public place.

Adjective.

A synonym for nudist.
A Teddy will use any excuse to take off their shirt and show off their "abs." For example, they'll use their shirt as a snare mute to show off their chest but then get cold and put it back on. They'll spend an extra long time changing, and walk around a dorm almost entirely nude. Why would a Teddy do this? We don't know, and neither does he.
1.

Person 1: "removes shirt."
Person 2: " Bro don't pull a Teddy."

2.
Person 1: "hear me out, we pull a teddy and run around naked in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am."
by Nonstoptaco February 7, 2023
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A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.
“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out
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Teddy. Usually a very funny guy. Never mad. Somehow good at everything. Knows how to have a fun time and mess around and how to make a joke. Barley any flaws at all but maybe has a genetic problem like poor vision or mabye he is color blind or can’t smell. But overall if u think about him , Teddy is overal pretty amaizingly at anything u think of with little flaws
Everyone loves the rock, he’s a real Teddy.
by Colllllour February 27, 2020
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