"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
by George Washingmachine March 15, 2016
Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's
"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "
by TheIllusionist April 18, 2016
"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."
by Puppychup August 9, 2019
by TeddyCruzZodiac June 3, 2019
by SmartAss69GiggityGiggity April 28, 2016
When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.
Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.
by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017