TechieKat: Grade A, IT bad-ass!
Girl at the library having problems with her laptop.
Guy: Hey I see your having a problem; do you want me to help?
Girl: “no answer”
Guy: You don’t have to be cold like that, I just want to help
Girl: I was trying to save you.
Guy: Save me! Save me from what?
Girl: My boyfriend is a TechieKat
Guy: Screams in agony and runs away…