Technohipster 

A hipster employed in tech industry or a tech startup, usually in San Francisco or New York.

1. Those technohipsters have basically ruined this neighborhood in San Francisco by making it non-affordable.

2. Look at all those technohipsters lining up at that new expensive brunch place!
3. Because of all these technohipsters working with their laptops, I can never get a seat at this cafe.

Technohipster by hayzen June 17, 2018

Technohipster 

A particular brand of the stereotypical hipster that insists older technology was better, as a principle. Will display regressive thought where technology is concerned, arguing that a game system, operating system, or whatever else's predecessor far exceeds it in quality, regardless of its improvements.

Unrelated to the music genre Techno.

"A new game for the Wii? That means it sucks. Twilight Princess was done on the Gamecube, and it was way better than anything on the Wii." ~A real example of a technohipster

"Windows 7 sucks. I'm glad I was never conned into switching from 98." ~A less real example of a technohipster

Technohipster by Misuto October 19, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012